Yeah, why we put ourselves through this...
Once apon a time there was a family by the name of.... oh never mind, they didn't have the same last name.
They all lived in a wonderful old house which loved to delight them by falling apart, usually when least expected, usually at night in the rain, or snow, or rain and snow, or any other inclement weather that happened to be around.
This house was in a town (really the town would be really put out, it thought itself a city) somewhere in the midwest. Despite the fact that really it wasn't a real city, it was plenty noisy and to them, crowded. They grew tired of passing toilet paper to the neighbors house through the upstairs window (okay it wasn't that close to the neighbors but close enough).
Really, I plan to finish this... first rebuilding this site, then story time. Maybe I'll even delve into HTML5, a little canvas anyone?